Johnny Acurso is a person.

Indeed it's true. He is neither automaton nor mystical wood nymph, though one could be forgiven for thinking otherwise. He is, instead, an illustrator based in the fine city of Portland, Oregon. He enjoys all things nostalgic, collecting too much of too many things, and spending time with his lovely wife and neurotic dog (who takes after his father). If you want to know more, or maybe commission some art, give him a ring.